when someone steals food from your plate
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
in australia we just exchange boomerangs
IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT
BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT
for a second there i thought you were talking about testicles omg
NO FUCKING WAY
I NEED THIS FOR 2K!
this is the only type of exercise i would voluntarily do ever
Zombie AUs are my favourite AUs to be honest
I kinda want to draw a series of short comics for this but then, idk, life gets in the way
Announcement: Henceforth my tumblr will be a Prince George Appreciation Blog.
stress sketching u__u
Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words
Suddenly I’m a Pittsburgh fan…one baby is all it took.